I read an article this morning that The Hills' departure was a surprise. What?!?! They must not be reading my blog or they would know what's up. The only thing I am surprised with, is the fact that they didn't to a double elimination. WTF People!!!!
I also read that Tony and Maks are opening a dance studio together. I'm in! I don't want to dance, I just want to watch. They better be instructing with their shirts off....
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Rock Out!!!
If Bristol or the Hills don't go home tonight...I might be forced to boycott the show. Seriously, it's time for double elimination.
How disappointing for Mark to hear Bristol say she didn't put all her effort into last weeks dance. WTF!!!! Why are you on if you aren't going to try?
The Hills looked like she was just stomping around the stage and I thought for sure she was going to eat it. Too bad...that would have been worth it.
I think Derrick was channeling his inner Adam Lambert and loved rocking the guy-liner. Thank you Derrick for not incorporating any of Adam's moves into the dance.
They need to stop being mean to Baby, I don't think she did worse than the Hills. I realized she stumbled but still, BE NICE...her training is in dirty dancing not ballroom.
Oh yeah, I was a little confused because it was Rock night, but I thought it was more like futuristic night. Everyone was in silver and heavy make-up. I thought they would going for a Gene Simmons thing. Whatev!
I love that Rick Fox danced to a Footloose song, but he didn't look like no Kevin Bacon. Shoot!
I'm not sure how Kurt danced, I couldn't get passed his burgundy get-up. BTW: What was the point of Brett Michaels? Really....of all people to help Kurt Warner??? Random!
So apparently Brandy's aunt Flo was in town, what a little baby wha wha. I thought she was going to pass out or cry like a little brat when she finished her dance.
I can't decide if I'm pissed off that they wasted the first 30 minutes with the top 10 dances or I actually enjoyed seeing them again. Oh well, I'll let you decide this one.
How disappointing for Mark to hear Bristol say she didn't put all her effort into last weeks dance. WTF!!!! Why are you on if you aren't going to try?
The Hills looked like she was just stomping around the stage and I thought for sure she was going to eat it. Too bad...that would have been worth it.
I think Derrick was channeling his inner Adam Lambert and loved rocking the guy-liner. Thank you Derrick for not incorporating any of Adam's moves into the dance.
They need to stop being mean to Baby, I don't think she did worse than the Hills. I realized she stumbled but still, BE NICE...her training is in dirty dancing not ballroom.
Oh yeah, I was a little confused because it was Rock night, but I thought it was more like futuristic night. Everyone was in silver and heavy make-up. I thought they would going for a Gene Simmons thing. Whatev!
I love that Rick Fox danced to a Footloose song, but he didn't look like no Kevin Bacon. Shoot!
I'm not sure how Kurt danced, I couldn't get passed his burgundy get-up. BTW: What was the point of Brett Michaels? Really....of all people to help Kurt Warner??? Random!
So apparently Brandy's aunt Flo was in town, what a little baby wha wha. I thought she was going to pass out or cry like a little brat when she finished her dance.
I can't decide if I'm pissed off that they wasted the first 30 minutes with the top 10 dances or I actually enjoyed seeing them again. Oh well, I'll let you decide this one.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Name that TV show.
1. Who knew The Hills had a theme song?
2. I Googled "How to tie a sarong" and stuffing it in the waistband of your bikini didn't come up.
Things Bristol probably didn't know about the show she danced to:
a. They were also a band.
b. The years they were popular.
c. Couldn't name all the members.
BTW: she should have left the ape suit on because taking it off just made her dance worse.
What happened to Mrs. Brady....she looked like a train wreck. I feel like I expected more from her because it was the theme of her own show. Boo!
I loved Kyle's answer to the following:
Q. Have you ever seen Charlies Angels before?
A. Just the one with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore.
Did he really think he looked like Bill Murray?
I just don't like Brandy, she annoys me to no end. It's not that she's really a bad dancer but I wish she would go away. So....Good Bye B, it's been real.
Thank you BFFy for knowing the theme to Hill Street Blues. That was a tough one. Oh yeah, and Ricky, you can handcuff me anytime.
BeWitched or space dogs...Really?!?!!?
I seriously thought Baby was going to dance to Leave it to Beaver, she sure didn't look like Peg Bundy.
2. I Googled "How to tie a sarong" and stuffing it in the waistband of your bikini didn't come up.
Things Bristol probably didn't know about the show she danced to:
a. They were also a band.
b. The years they were popular.
c. Couldn't name all the members.
BTW: she should have left the ape suit on because taking it off just made her dance worse.
What happened to Mrs. Brady....she looked like a train wreck. I feel like I expected more from her because it was the theme of her own show. Boo!
I loved Kyle's answer to the following:
Q. Have you ever seen Charlies Angels before?
A. Just the one with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore.
Did he really think he looked like Bill Murray?
I just don't like Brandy, she annoys me to no end. It's not that she's really a bad dancer but I wish she would go away. So....Good Bye B, it's been real.
Thank you BFFy for knowing the theme to Hill Street Blues. That was a tough one. Oh yeah, and Ricky, you can handcuff me anytime.
BeWitched or space dogs...Really?!?!!?
I seriously thought Baby was going to dance to Leave it to Beaver, she sure didn't look like Peg Bundy.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
So here's the Situation....
he stinks! I actually feel really bad saying that because I really like him...on the Jersey Shore. I realize he's not a dancer and is trying really hard, but compared to the others, No Bueno!
Why were they so mean to Kurt? It was his anniversary, shouldn't he have gotten a break? BTW: He's so handsome...I just want to kiss his face.
Speaking of face kissing and wanting to throw up EVERYWHERE....Flo, your (what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah!) spectacle was NOT APPROPRIATE! Thank you, drive threw.
Oh ya, Brandy: a) this is DWTS no a Toga party. and 2) when Maks tries to do something nice, play along, don't be a butt head.
The only nice thing I can say about the Teen Activist is...she's got a cute kid.
Did the Foxy guy even dance? I only remember making a comment about his head but I'm not sure he actually danced.
Baby is still my favorite, she can do no wrong. She looks beautiful and I can't wait to see her win.
Why were they so mean to Kurt? It was his anniversary, shouldn't he have gotten a break? BTW: He's so handsome...I just want to kiss his face.
Speaking of face kissing and wanting to throw up EVERYWHERE....Flo, your (what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah!) spectacle was NOT APPROPRIATE! Thank you, drive threw.
Oh ya, Brandy: a) this is DWTS no a Toga party. and 2) when Maks tries to do something nice, play along, don't be a butt head.
The only nice thing I can say about the Teen Activist is...she's got a cute kid.
Did the Foxy guy even dance? I only remember making a comment about his head but I'm not sure he actually danced.
Baby is still my favorite, she can do no wrong. She looks beautiful and I can't wait to see her win.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Here's a story for you!
OMG OMG OMG...I wasn't sure I was going to be able to get this written tonight after the last dance. I can't believe Rick ran his hands up her arm pits. The thought makes me cringe. Doesn't he know I HATE arm pits! Lucky for you, I was able to pull it together and plug on.
So after the first 2 dances I was excited about story night....then it turned lame and I realized it wasn't going to end happily ever after.
For having cancer and surgeries in her neck, or where ever, I was really impressed with Baby. You could tell it was hard for her to get through the twirly things, and seriously..could you do it?
Flo's dance was sweet until it was geriatric porn and she kissed Corky. Come on ABC work with me, I don't want to see that stuff. Sexy abs, YES...Not Sexy kissing, NO! Thank you!
What's going to happen when The Hills has to dance to something fast and catchy? She only does those long slow dances and I'm not sure she has the moves to step it up.
The message behind Cho's dance seemed awesome but I didn't see her dance. I mean, I was watching the show, but I couldn't get past the gun belt thing she has on her leg. I was trying to decide if it was a tattoo or a prop. Either way it was RANDOM!!!
Thank goodness The Situations dance was futuristic cuz he danced like a robot. Plus, you know how I feel about mesh on the men. It kills me!
Could you imagine training with Brandy and Maks...it would be like welcome to Snatchville where everyone acts like an a-hole. What's with those two?
Weekly dirty thought...I will be Kurt Warner's naughty little princess any day.
Dear Bristol, I don't think you would ever give a homeless person a second glance. Your dance was unbelievable and I would like you to take your whole act and stuff it. Best Regards,
One final rant: All week I have wanted to send hate mail to Michael Bolton for being such a weinie about Bruno telling him he sucked. If Michael was really in that much denial about his suckiness then he should be thanking Bruno for being so honest. That being said...why is he singing in place of Susan Boyle tomorrow night? Really, they couldn't find a less disgruntled singer to bring back?
So after the first 2 dances I was excited about story night....then it turned lame and I realized it wasn't going to end happily ever after.
For having cancer and surgeries in her neck, or where ever, I was really impressed with Baby. You could tell it was hard for her to get through the twirly things, and seriously..could you do it?
Flo's dance was sweet until it was geriatric porn and she kissed Corky. Come on ABC work with me, I don't want to see that stuff. Sexy abs, YES...Not Sexy kissing, NO! Thank you!
What's going to happen when The Hills has to dance to something fast and catchy? She only does those long slow dances and I'm not sure she has the moves to step it up.
The message behind Cho's dance seemed awesome but I didn't see her dance. I mean, I was watching the show, but I couldn't get past the gun belt thing she has on her leg. I was trying to decide if it was a tattoo or a prop. Either way it was RANDOM!!!
Thank goodness The Situations dance was futuristic cuz he danced like a robot. Plus, you know how I feel about mesh on the men. It kills me!
Could you imagine training with Brandy and Maks...it would be like welcome to Snatchville where everyone acts like an a-hole. What's with those two?
Weekly dirty thought...I will be Kurt Warner's naughty little princess any day.
Dear Bristol, I don't think you would ever give a homeless person a second glance. Your dance was unbelievable and I would like you to take your whole act and stuff it. Best Regards,
One final rant: All week I have wanted to send hate mail to Michael Bolton for being such a weinie about Bruno telling him he sucked. If Michael was really in that much denial about his suckiness then he should be thanking Bruno for being so honest. That being said...why is he singing in place of Susan Boyle tomorrow night? Really, they couldn't find a less disgruntled singer to bring back?
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