I'm Committed!

So you know I'm committed for your entertainment, since I still have something to say after working my real job all day yesterday, then boxing about a million pies and finally coming home to watch DWTS on the DVR. Enough ranting about myself...let's move on.

Who has a Bakersfield, CA sweatshirt? REALLY!?!?! Of all the places in CA you could get a souvenir sweatshirt, would it really be Bakersfield? Thanks Bristol for making that happen.

I will say she is better....but she still sucks! Again, how does she get the same scores as Kyle? She didn't even move her feet in her first dance. Oh ya, and nice outfit...I think I saw her perform that the last time I was at Disneyland.

Their second dance should have been way better. She is too young to have gone with a routine like that, (geez...I can't think of the movie title right now) it should have been bouncy and silly like Kyles.

Speaking of which, I loved Kyle looking like a pudgy Fresh Prince of Bel Air....that killed me. He is too fun. You could tell he was enjoying himself. I don't remember the specifics of the first dance, but I do remember it was better than Bristols. I'm still pissed!!!

Baby kicked butt as always...her first dance was beautiful. I loved her freestyle with her watermelon...I really need to watch that movie again. Anyway, her freestyle was so much fun and age appropriate (see Bristol..you should have paid attention). Ahhh....if she doesn't win I will just...........well probably whine because really...what else can I do.?

I guess we shall see tonight.

Semi-finals

How pissed was Brandy that she got the same scores as Bristol Palin for their first dances? I would have been livid! That being said... I was surprised after last weeks issue that Brandy spent so much time at the beginning of her dances not doing much. Isn't that what they were complaining about last week? Whatev!!!

And seriously.....I thought it was a solo dance, not a solo walk across the stage. All Bristol did was spread her bat wings and walk. Lame!!! And since she's all for the Tea Party, maybe for her freestyle she can do, "I'm a little tea pot." That would be perfect for her.

Speaking of perfect....Baby was!!! She is truly amazing, I have no other words.

I didn't start out liking Kyle much. I didn't think was going to get very far, but he has proved to be very entertaining. He really is a man-child. Kind of like the Brittany Spears song...he's not a boy, but not yet a man. Go Brittany...thanks for the profound words.

Anyway, I guess we shall see how this all works out.

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How could this even be happening...it's like we are living a nightmare!

Kurt's scores should have never been as low as Bristols and again....SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE THERE!!!

Do you think that every person who is still pissed off about Sarah not winning the election that they now vote for Bristol as pay back? WTF!!!!!!!

Dance to no music.

I'm not sure what to say...this is getting really tough. I am really surprised how good Kyle has gotten. I guess when you have Steve-O swinging his junk around you feel like you have to work harder.

Why do Bristol and Kurt get the same scores? She only puts in about half the effort Kurt does. At least he tries and really wants to be there. She continues to be a whiny baby and lacks effort. I mean she couldn't even remember the second dance without the music. I bet she doesn't know her ABC's unless she sings the song.

I thought Brandy was the b.... in the relationship but apparently Maks had a little something to say about his lack of choreography last night. Maybe he was just pissy cuz the news broke about Karina's engagement yesterday. Whatevs...Maks and Brandy were made for each other. Oh ya...and how did Brandy not know her Katy Perry song? What, is she new?

I was soooooo relieved that Baby decided to stay in the competition. I was worried for a moment that she would back down from the pain (and who could blame her). I LOVED how they started the second dance with a Dirty Dancing move. It brings back such great memories.

Is it possible Bristol wont get kicked off tonight????????

Oye!!!

Go Geez!!!! Not another week with her....I can't take anymore. Even Mark was shocked that she didn't get kicked off. He was happier than she was. How will she make it through next week....she can't dance when she knows the music so to do a dance and not know what the song is until that night....it's going to be a train wreck. I guess it wont be any different from her other performances.

I'm gonna miss the big Leprechaun.

Group Night

I loved the group dances but they did seem a little unfair. Kristi's group did not have the strongest dancers for sure. I'm still trying to figure out why Kristi and Apolo were "teams" anyway, since all they did was show up for a rehearsal. Whatev...it was fun seeing all the past dancers.

I was actually impressed with most of the dances last night, which really puts a wrench in my rant.

While Kyle ain't no Maks, he did a great job. I was impressed by his abs...nice drawing.

Rick looked like the worlds tallest Leprechaun...it was kind of creepy.

Speaking of creepy, Brandy's gloves gave me the eeby-geebies. There was just something not right about them. BTW: Can she be kicked off just out of spite? I really think she should be.

I have decided that I don't really care how Kurt does, cuz he's just so handsome and nice. It's really enough for me and he can stay a while longer.

Baby kicked ass as always. Can we just give her the mirror ball trophy now, cuz I think she is messing up her body by continuing.

Oh dear Bristol, you are a great big spaz. There is such a detachment when you dance, it's like you go to your bad place and space out. You are dancing for fun....not being tortured.

One last thing....I don't think I can say it enough. Why do they bring all these dreamy men back and let them hang out with their shirts on? Don't they know we need some sexy ab time?