I know that I was stoked when the Hoff got the boot last week, so why was Rick Fox wearing the same pleather outfit this week? Does he want to be voted off next.... BTW: Did he motorboat his partner...I think so.
How many Dalmatians had to be sacrificed to make Michael Bolton's jacket? I bet it was more than the amount of points he scored for the evening.
I didn't know you could slut up a nerd routine...thanks for ruining that for me Brandy.
I seriously thought we were going to have another Marie Osmond incident. It looked like Baby was going to pass out for sure.
I really want to slap the wardrobe people, don't they know black is slimming. Why do they keep putting Kyle in these fitted white shirts? I'm mean talk about jiggly parts....where is Niecey when you need her.
All I gotta say is, I'll get into the Danger Zone with Kurt Warner any day. HOT!
Shocked!!!! Just shocked!!! I never thought I would see the day when The Situation could keep a jacket on for 2 hours. I was sure that thing was going to fly off the minute he hit the stage.
Dear Bristol, please go away, you bother me. Thanks, Shannon
P.S. Happy Birthday Julie!!!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Premier
I'm so overwhelmed right now I don't even know where to start. First of all, I'm just glad that I was able to hold my dinner down while watching the Hoff. That being said, I'm sure to have nightmares about that Sexpot. Ugh!!! I just threw up in my mouth a little...AGAIN! You know what I really want to dream about is a Rick Fox and Kurt Warner sandwich. Yummy!
OK, really Mom...you watched the whole show 3 hours before me and the only thing you could text was...be nice to Michael, he was nervous. Who cares, he's a nerd...it's 2010...TAKE OUT THE FREAKEN EARRING! He got rid of the freaky housewife, and the hair...come on Michael you're almost there.
I never realized that Flo was a dirty old lady. I mean, she's no Cloris Leachman (Thank Goodness!) but still, she has a mouth and so sassy.
You know, I'm never one to take advise from my brother but if there is one thing I could pass along to Audrina...The bigger the hoops, the bigger the whore. Girl, you better check yourself, this is a family show.
Enough stalling, let's just address the elephant in the room. Bristal Palin has deemed herself a "teen activist." WTF! Is this a joke or what?!?! The sad thing is, her being on the show isn't even about her, it's still about her mom. I guess there is that part of me that sympathises with her, if my mom hunted animals and ran for VP I'd get myself knocked up just to piss her off too.
Seriously, I watch that train wreck they call Jersey Shore. Love It!!! There hasn't been an episode where I haven't seen The Situation dance, what happened? How do we get a John Travolta finger move and no fist pump?
Ahhh...who didn't have chills the whole time you watched Baby? I don't think she was the best but I would strike myself with lightening before I said anything mean. RIP Patrick.
Snap out of it people, we're not done yet. Who did Louis piss off? Really, I'm asking! First Kate now Cho. I like Margaret Cho...as a comedian. Why would pretending to mess up and look like an idiot be a good idea for the first dance? Duh people!
OK, now I'm done. I think there were other dances but whatevs...hopefully they will be more memorable next week.
OK, really Mom...you watched the whole show 3 hours before me and the only thing you could text was...be nice to Michael, he was nervous. Who cares, he's a nerd...it's 2010...TAKE OUT THE FREAKEN EARRING! He got rid of the freaky housewife, and the hair...come on Michael you're almost there.
I never realized that Flo was a dirty old lady. I mean, she's no Cloris Leachman (Thank Goodness!) but still, she has a mouth and so sassy.
You know, I'm never one to take advise from my brother but if there is one thing I could pass along to Audrina...The bigger the hoops, the bigger the whore. Girl, you better check yourself, this is a family show.
Enough stalling, let's just address the elephant in the room. Bristal Palin has deemed herself a "teen activist." WTF! Is this a joke or what?!?! The sad thing is, her being on the show isn't even about her, it's still about her mom. I guess there is that part of me that sympathises with her, if my mom hunted animals and ran for VP I'd get myself knocked up just to piss her off too.
Seriously, I watch that train wreck they call Jersey Shore. Love It!!! There hasn't been an episode where I haven't seen The Situation dance, what happened? How do we get a John Travolta finger move and no fist pump?
Ahhh...who didn't have chills the whole time you watched Baby? I don't think she was the best but I would strike myself with lightening before I said anything mean. RIP Patrick.
Snap out of it people, we're not done yet. Who did Louis piss off? Really, I'm asking! First Kate now Cho. I like Margaret Cho...as a comedian. Why would pretending to mess up and look like an idiot be a good idea for the first dance? Duh people!
OK, now I'm done. I think there were other dances but whatevs...hopefully they will be more memorable next week.
History
So if you don't know me by now (why are you on my blog?)...Just Kidding...I have a mouth aka: sparkling personality, and always something to say. This little adventure started a few years ago with my friend Julie leaving the company (BTW Julie, I'm still pissed!) and we couldn't compare DWTS notes (or any other gossip) so I sent her an email of what I thought of the show. Always adding my witty humor, of course! Next thing I know I am forwarding the email to Norma (cuz obviously she cares what I think). Usually I find myself entertaining, but apparently others do as well and from there my weekly emails have spread. So here it is, about 4 seasons later and finally Korie convinces me to turn this what?...rant, commentary, judgement (you pick) into a blog. Thanks Korie!
I hope you all enjoy!
I hope you all enjoy!
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