Tony's going to wax what?!?!

I know that I was stoked when the Hoff got the boot last week, so why was Rick Fox wearing the same pleather outfit this week? Does he want to be voted off next.... BTW: Did he motorboat his partner...I think so.

How many Dalmatians had to be sacrificed to make Michael Bolton's jacket? I bet it was more than the amount of points he scored for the evening.

I didn't know you could slut up a nerd routine...thanks for ruining that for me Brandy.

I seriously thought we were going to have another Marie Osmond incident. It looked like Baby was going to pass out for sure.

I really want to slap the wardrobe people, don't they know black is slimming. Why do they keep putting Kyle in these fitted white shirts? I'm mean talk about jiggly parts....where is Niecey when you need her.

All I gotta say is, I'll get into the Danger Zone with Kurt Warner any day. HOT!

Shocked!!!! Just shocked!!! I never thought I would see the day when The Situation could keep a jacket on for 2 hours. I was sure that thing was going to fly off the minute he hit the stage.

Dear Bristol, please go away, you bother me. Thanks, Shannon

P.S. Happy Birthday Julie!!!