The first night

I thought she was a home schooled Jonas Bro's actress didn't know how to dance. She had so much confidence and was so good. It's a good thing she was on the Jonas Bro's show so I have something to make fun of her for.

Neicy Nash, oh I mean Wendy Williams stop being a baby wawa...OK maybe 4's and 5's would have made me cry too. Did she take her lessons from Cloris Leachman? Poor Tony, I would have like to see him last more than 1 week.

Steelers - who cares! OK...his smile is so cute and he seems fun. Was Kym wearing her outfit from the Lion King ballet?

Petra, I want to have more sympathy for you but when are they going to learn that the super models can't dance. She just glided around the stage.

BTW...Carrie Ann is a liar, she didn't penalize her for the lift cuz she dedicated her dance to Japan, not cuz it's the first night. Carrie Ann is never that nice.

Romeo o Romeo, thanks for not being as cocky as I thought you would be. That's all.

Sugar Ray wasnt' bad for a guy how has been punched in the head for years.

Poor Kendra...Why couldn't they just give her a pole so she could do a good job? She really wanted to do good but it just didn't really work out for her. What did the Hef do to the girls next
store?

Why does the Karate Kid look like he is wearing a hair piece? What?!?! IDK...He might be the next Baby.

Michael Lohan, Joe Simpson, Chris Jericho...who knows, they all look alike. They all seem like pompous pricks too. Whatev!!!!

It's a good thing Psycho Mike is sooooooooo hot cuz he just can't dance. He didn't know what to do with his face, should he be serious, smile, constipated, what? Oh, and Lacey...pick a hair color, your roots look like crap.

Kirstie can stay for the sheer entertainment alone. She cracks me up.


P.S. What the heck was attached to Brooks dress? Was it a hat, a hand warmer, a bow...what?