What the heck?

I THOUGHT I posted an awesome blog last night....guess not. Where the heck did that thing go? Anyway.... The DJ may have saved her life but he did nothing for her dance skills. Wendy seems to keep getting worse...how is that even possible? I can't believe we lost Mike to that. Shoot!!!! Chelsea Chelsea, tell me you love me...oh crap, I can't get that stupid song out of my head. I think if I dated a guy in a boy band my song would go something like...Shannon Shannon, get your ass up and turn the fan on. Guess I'm glad I didn't date a boy bander. What can I say, he had a picture of his dead mother. How heartless do you think I am? OK well....it didn't inspire him to be a better dancer. Ummm, excuse me, she's not that graceful to begin with, smoke was never going to be good idea for Kendra. And...I'm not sure it was the song that was dedicated to Hank, I think it was the striptease she did using Louie as her pole. Nice!!! So one time when I was in elementary school I was asked what my moms favorite food was and I said it was Hamburger Helper because she made it for us a lot. She thought this was hilarious since it was apparently not true. I'm wondering if Hines' mom was thinking the same thing when he dedicated his Dance Fever moves to his mom. I don't know, maybe she was inspired to be a disco dancer. Who knows?!?! Dear Romeo, how about you don't be there and try to dance to my songs? Thanks, Michael Jackson All I can figure is that the judges must be Grobanites and totally overcome by his song. Otherwise, why would they be so nice to Petra? She stinks!!!! I wish Sugar Ray would have danced in his Hammer pants. It would have been his prerogative to do so. PAINFUL.....I have a new found respect for Maks following through with that dance. He looked like he was in sooooo much pain. Great Job! That being said, were they running late for the show tonight because it didn't look like Kirstie made it to the hair and make up chair. 2 Words...Tore Up!!!!!! I have the greatest idea, if Maks isn't able to return from his injury can we please have Mike come back? I'm sure he could slip right in without missing a step. Just throwing it out there.