I'm so overwhelmed right now I don't even know where to start. First of all, I'm just glad that I was able to hold my dinner down while watching the Hoff. That being said, I'm sure to have nightmares about that Sexpot. Ugh!!! I just threw up in my mouth a little...AGAIN! You know what I really want to dream about is a Rick Fox and Kurt Warner sandwich. Yummy!
OK, really Mom...you watched the whole show 3 hours before me and the only thing you could text was...be nice to Michael, he was nervous. Who cares, he's a nerd...it's 2010...TAKE OUT THE FREAKEN EARRING! He got rid of the freaky housewife, and the hair...come on Michael you're almost there.
I never realized that Flo was a dirty old lady. I mean, she's no Cloris Leachman (Thank Goodness!) but still, she has a mouth and so sassy.
You know, I'm never one to take advise from my brother but if there is one thing I could pass along to Audrina...The bigger the hoops, the bigger the whore. Girl, you better check yourself, this is a family show.
Enough stalling, let's just address the elephant in the room. Bristal Palin has deemed herself a "teen activist." WTF! Is this a joke or what?!?! The sad thing is, her being on the show isn't even about her, it's still about her mom. I guess there is that part of me that sympathises with her, if my mom hunted animals and ran for VP I'd get myself knocked up just to piss her off too.
Seriously, I watch that train wreck they call Jersey Shore. Love It!!! There hasn't been an episode where I haven't seen The Situation dance, what happened? How do we get a John Travolta finger move and no fist pump?
Ahhh...who didn't have chills the whole time you watched Baby? I don't think she was the best but I would strike myself with lightening before I said anything mean. RIP Patrick.
Snap out of it people, we're not done yet. Who did Louis piss off? Really, I'm asking! First Kate now Cho. I like Margaret Cho...as a comedian. Why would pretending to mess up and look like an idiot be a good idea for the first dance? Duh people!
OK, now I'm done. I think there were other dances but whatevs...hopefully they will be more memorable next week.
Okay that was good. I think the judges were way to hard on everyone! I have no idea who "The Situation" is but I thought he was so good for 5 days. Apparently Nathan says I wouldn't be rooting for him if I watched the show. But, I was. I think they saved last for least. I only saw the second half of the show and they all kind of stunk. Except for Baby. You can shoot me cause I don't even know her real name. But, she'd better be good right... she's already a dancer.
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Loved it...and I was hoping you wouldn't say anything about "Baby". I am with Korie "The Situation" was really good for only 5 days of practice. And thank you for clearing up the lyric from the Hoff's song I was watching and I said "Is he really dancing to a song saying sexpot". What the.....
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