It's time!!!

Thanks to everyone who made a donation to my team, I really appreciate all of the help. Sorry I had to get so tough. :-)

Now let's get down to business. I'm not sure if I'm more proud to be an American after last nights performances or if I'm embarrassed by their portrayals.

Sooooo Ralph isn't going to be casted for the remake of Urban Cowboy. Where was Drew Lachey to boot scoot when you need him? (By far my favorite DWTS dance EVER!!!)

Oh yeah...did Bruno really say "Give me sex man!"? Ewww!

The only thing I remember about Chris and Cheryl's dance was Len telling Cheryl she had nice Rocky Mountains. I thought it was America night, not Dirty Old Men night. What was going on with all that?

What happened to Romeo's BIG finish...I was waiting for him to pull the rabbit out of his hat. Maybe he could have been spreading the news about that.

Sometimes I just don't understand the judges. They are hard on some dancers then give Hines all 9's for walking around Kym. Maybe they were blinded by all the fringe on her outfit. So confused!

Kirstie's situation needs to be bulleted out here:

• I heart John Travolta, I knew he would show up sooner or later. Hurray!!!


• Thanks Maks for going the white trash route in your portrayal of America with your tacky tattoos. It's like looking in a mirror.


• Kirstie was not the American Woman but the American Gypsy. What is with that style they keep putting her in? I think the stylists hate her.

Moving On...

Dear Kendra,

Thanks for ruining the 1000th dance by being the Yankee Doodle Dope. Your dance was lame. And yes, that was me being too hard on you.

Looks like Chelsea was ready to party with Mylie in the USA with that foe-Superwoman outfit. Nice!!!

Have a great week everyone.