Traumatised for Life!!!

It will take YEARS of therapy to get over Bruno in that Elton John video. There are things I could go my whole life without seeing and that one is on top. Yuck!!!!

So....what happened?!?! I didn't even see Karina fall, I thought Ralph forgot his steps and she had to get him straightened out. It's weird, I wasn't even drinking while I was watching this. All I can figure is I didn't notice Karina fall because I was too distracted by the fins she had growing out of her hips. Seriously, I'm trying to hide my hips and she is accentuating them with fins. Random!!!

I kept telling Korie that Kendra looked like Bo Derek. I didn't understand what was up with her hair. I liked seeing her getting jiggy with it...finally a dance she could do.

I thought Mark and Chelsea were supposed to stop the gimmicks. What did being school nerds have to do with Walking on Sunshine? It makes no sense and was a waste. Me no likey!!!

However, I like Titanic, and Romeo's dance was fine until he sucked off Chelsea's face and I lost my dinner. What was that? It was like she was being mauled.

I didn't pay too much attention to Kirstie and Maks' dance because I was too busy trying to figure out what happened to all of Maks' hair. I'm assuming his personal manscaper got a little out of control and scaped his whole face. I feel like he looked like too much of an oil slick. He needed the hair on his face to give him that rugged look.

Whatev....who's going home?