Nice Ring Bruno!

....could it have been any gaudier? For being such a tomboy she's a lot better dancer than Holly was. But....I totally thought she was going to eat it. The Hanks must be so proud! Chesticles...Really!?!?! When are they going to learn that Len doesn't like gimmicks? The Jo Bro's obviously taught her to dance. Maybe the mime gimmick was symbolic of her dreams of the Jo Bro's not singing anymore. Wait...I think that's my dream. Who knew that Chris Jericho could actually clean up? I think it actually helped his dancing skills. Petra should have left her big red hat on, it was a good distractions to her terrible dancing. I'm confused, were the judges blinded by her long legs? They said the nicest things about her dancing...what did I miss... I totally thought Kirstie was going to make out with Maks...it would have been worth it. Dear Psycho Mike, you are sooooo sexy. K...that's all. Dear Lacy, please ask the hair and make-up crew to do something about your root situation. xoxo - Korie Romeo, you are The One I Want....Nope Nope Nope.....you were fine but whatev! Wendy Williams sucks, why can't they just say that? Do you think she was going to try out for I Love Lucy when she leaves DWTS? Nice dress! OMG...why is this night not over yet....can we vote for the order we want to see these dances in so we can go to bed earlier? I have so many questions...please help. REALLY.....The Karate Kid named his son Daniel(son)...What the..... How pissed would you be if your dad named you after his most famous role? Do you think if he had a second son he would have named him Vinny? Oh yeah, nice moves Ralph. Sorry Hines I don't care, I'm out. Good night!!!!

The first night

I thought she was a home schooled Jonas Bro's actress didn't know how to dance. She had so much confidence and was so good. It's a good thing she was on the Jonas Bro's show so I have something to make fun of her for.

Neicy Nash, oh I mean Wendy Williams stop being a baby wawa...OK maybe 4's and 5's would have made me cry too. Did she take her lessons from Cloris Leachman? Poor Tony, I would have like to see him last more than 1 week.

Steelers - who cares! OK...his smile is so cute and he seems fun. Was Kym wearing her outfit from the Lion King ballet?

Petra, I want to have more sympathy for you but when are they going to learn that the super models can't dance. She just glided around the stage.

BTW...Carrie Ann is a liar, she didn't penalize her for the lift cuz she dedicated her dance to Japan, not cuz it's the first night. Carrie Ann is never that nice.

Romeo o Romeo, thanks for not being as cocky as I thought you would be. That's all.

Sugar Ray wasnt' bad for a guy how has been punched in the head for years.

Poor Kendra...Why couldn't they just give her a pole so she could do a good job? She really wanted to do good but it just didn't really work out for her. What did the Hef do to the girls next
store?

Why does the Karate Kid look like he is wearing a hair piece? What?!?! IDK...He might be the next Baby.

Michael Lohan, Joe Simpson, Chris Jericho...who knows, they all look alike. They all seem like pompous pricks too. Whatev!!!!

It's a good thing Psycho Mike is sooooooooo hot cuz he just can't dance. He didn't know what to do with his face, should he be serious, smile, constipated, what? Oh, and Lacey...pick a hair color, your roots look like crap.

Kirstie can stay for the sheer entertainment alone. She cracks me up.


P.S. What the heck was attached to Brooks dress? Was it a hat, a hand warmer, a bow...what?

It's Time!!!!!

One of the perks of watching The Bachelor....seeing who is going to be on DWTS. The only other perk is hanging out with Korie (and Nathan, he watches too). Other than that, The Bachelor needs to be smacked.



OK, moving onto the important stuff.



I enjoy Kendra, she was my favorite girl next store. I hope she does better than Holly, although that isn't expecting to much.



I thought Mr. Miyagi just taught Danielson how to wax the car and paint the fence, I didn't know he gave him the secret of youth. Seriously, it looks like is still 17 years old.



How is Kirstie Alley going to be able to fit DWTS into her schedule? Shouldn't she be doing another show about losing weight? The best we can hope for from her is an appearance from John Travolta.



At first I thought they brought Neicy Nash back, then they said it was Wendy Williams....whatev...same dif.



It's nice that they brought in the legendary Sugar Ray Leonard but he's not going to look as good with his shirt off as the other Sugar Ray...Mark McGrath. Too Bad!!!!



Speaking of stripping down...Take it off Mike Catherwood!!!! Mr. Hotty McHotterson!!!! Why is he in radio when he should be on TV. Yummy!!!!



Dear Chris Jericho, didn't you see how bad this turns out for the other fighters. They always look like big Oafs...lame!!!

Then the rest of the "celebs" ( I use that word loosely), I don't even care to know about, they should all leave in the first week....Disney Kid, blah, blah, blah. Young Rapper Kid, annoying pompous, blah, blah, blah. Super Model, pretty, no dance rhythm, blah.

Oh, then to really piss me off they brought back Brooke. Why!?!?! She bugs. Maybe she will be wearing her Shape-Ups with her gowns since she got her husband a toned body for Christmas. SHUT UP BROOKE!!!!!

I guess we will have to wait and see what the rest of the season brings.

I'm Committed!

So you know I'm committed for your entertainment, since I still have something to say after working my real job all day yesterday, then boxing about a million pies and finally coming home to watch DWTS on the DVR. Enough ranting about myself...let's move on.

Who has a Bakersfield, CA sweatshirt? REALLY!?!?! Of all the places in CA you could get a souvenir sweatshirt, would it really be Bakersfield? Thanks Bristol for making that happen.

I will say she is better....but she still sucks! Again, how does she get the same scores as Kyle? She didn't even move her feet in her first dance. Oh ya, and nice outfit...I think I saw her perform that the last time I was at Disneyland.

Their second dance should have been way better. She is too young to have gone with a routine like that, (geez...I can't think of the movie title right now) it should have been bouncy and silly like Kyles.

Speaking of which, I loved Kyle looking like a pudgy Fresh Prince of Bel Air....that killed me. He is too fun. You could tell he was enjoying himself. I don't remember the specifics of the first dance, but I do remember it was better than Bristols. I'm still pissed!!!

Baby kicked butt as always...her first dance was beautiful. I loved her freestyle with her watermelon...I really need to watch that movie again. Anyway, her freestyle was so much fun and age appropriate (see Bristol..you should have paid attention). Ahhh....if she doesn't win I will just...........well probably whine because really...what else can I do.?

I guess we shall see tonight.

Semi-finals

How pissed was Brandy that she got the same scores as Bristol Palin for their first dances? I would have been livid! That being said... I was surprised after last weeks issue that Brandy spent so much time at the beginning of her dances not doing much. Isn't that what they were complaining about last week? Whatev!!!

And seriously.....I thought it was a solo dance, not a solo walk across the stage. All Bristol did was spread her bat wings and walk. Lame!!! And since she's all for the Tea Party, maybe for her freestyle she can do, "I'm a little tea pot." That would be perfect for her.

Speaking of perfect....Baby was!!! She is truly amazing, I have no other words.

I didn't start out liking Kyle much. I didn't think was going to get very far, but he has proved to be very entertaining. He really is a man-child. Kind of like the Brittany Spears song...he's not a boy, but not yet a man. Go Brittany...thanks for the profound words.

Anyway, I guess we shall see how this all works out.

!?!?!??!!?!?!!?

How could this even be happening...it's like we are living a nightmare!

Kurt's scores should have never been as low as Bristols and again....SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE THERE!!!

Do you think that every person who is still pissed off about Sarah not winning the election that they now vote for Bristol as pay back? WTF!!!!!!!

Dance to no music.

I'm not sure what to say...this is getting really tough. I am really surprised how good Kyle has gotten. I guess when you have Steve-O swinging his junk around you feel like you have to work harder.

Why do Bristol and Kurt get the same scores? She only puts in about half the effort Kurt does. At least he tries and really wants to be there. She continues to be a whiny baby and lacks effort. I mean she couldn't even remember the second dance without the music. I bet she doesn't know her ABC's unless she sings the song.

I thought Brandy was the b.... in the relationship but apparently Maks had a little something to say about his lack of choreography last night. Maybe he was just pissy cuz the news broke about Karina's engagement yesterday. Whatevs...Maks and Brandy were made for each other. Oh ya...and how did Brandy not know her Katy Perry song? What, is she new?

I was soooooo relieved that Baby decided to stay in the competition. I was worried for a moment that she would back down from the pain (and who could blame her). I LOVED how they started the second dance with a Dirty Dancing move. It brings back such great memories.

Is it possible Bristol wont get kicked off tonight????????